These shoes, although seemingly obsolete, are a Swiffer’s worst nightmare. They scuff up more floors in more skanky swanky clubs across America than all the rejects from America’s Next Top Dancer combined. So, considered yourself warned, you see these in your periphery as your intensely focused on perfecting the fox-trot, you better take Luda’s advice and move bitch, get out da way…..
-J.D.
