Dieting Gone A Rye (Awry)
Enough of this healthy low-carb rye bread nonsense!!! I was at the supermarket the other day and my wife surreptitiously took all the “regular” bread out of the cart and replaced it with the low-carb garbage. Quite apart from sending me signs of my weight problem, which is insulting in and of itself, but she insulted my tastebuds. As such, they are no longer “buds” with her anymore and so my wife and I cant make out anymore in our favorite booth at Applebee’s without my tastebuds acting childish and exacting their revenge by slobbering on her.
