Versus

Hi, my name is unimportant and you probably don’t care anyway.  This little crap-shack of a blog is a work in progress, but there are some basic rules I will try to follow:

• I’ll speak in short paragraphs and even shorter sentences.
• I will not take your intelligence into consideration.  I don’t think you’re dumb, just preoccupied.  These words are probably only a snapshot of the countless you will read today.
• Quality often follows quantity, and you will probably get bored.  I don’t care.  I like typing.  And I laugh at my own jokes.
• My unnamed associate and I will do be doing the writing, you will be doing the reading.  (He’ll refer to himself as J.D. and I’ll use the monicker D.A.) Pretty cut-and-dry.
• Since sobriety stifles creativity, we will more likely than not be working under the influence.  Grammar, punctuation and common decency will be neglected.  Deal with it.

-D.A.